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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer?
A. There is white out on the screen.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again!


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio?
A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A. "Are you sure it's mine?"


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
A. She sold her car for it...


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A. Cause it said concentrate.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What do blondes and cow shit have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A. Pull the pin and throw it back.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry"
A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry....


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A. So she can have a doggie bag for later.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [5.00]

Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A. Brain tumor.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day?
A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A. An airbag.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A. You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. Why is a blonde like a doorknob?
A. Because everyone gets a turn.


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom


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Title: Blonde Q&A    Date: 2009-09-09      Laugh Meter: [0.00]

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized


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